Since the creation of the cutesy Japanese character, Hello Kitty, there has been a plethora of products with the likeness of the familiar white kitty cat. Things from stationary, purses, appliances and even cars! Now it seems as though Hello Kitty has reached the weapons market. Enter the Hello Kitty AR-15 rifle. If you check out this site, the actual creator of the weapon was able to seemlessly transform the “evil black rifle (EBR)” into the “cute pink rifle (CPR)”. Together with the Hello Kitty AK-47, people start wondering whether Hello Kitty and Sanrio are planning world domination by enlisting an army of girls to fight their wars against other “cutesy” characters. What’s next? Hello Kitty grenades? Hello Kitty nuclear bombs? Nothing strikes more fear in the hearts of terrorists than a Hello Kitty nuke.

-Stephen